By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
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CrazyWill 0

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

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happypapp12 0

@61 it sounds as if she was sucking it on purpose and it's highly unlikely that happened duh

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redshortsx 0

wow it took me a second to get that I was like why were you giving him a ******** when his mom was there. I fail but only for a second

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tbaaaby 0

well at least she knows you can please her son(;

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MissSparkie 0

This is probably the best one yet (that's not a true disastrous FML), and written so well to portray the scene *clapping*

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CarterColbie 4

Ah man that blows. No pun intended.

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faolbushcraft 0

If she invited herself into your home, and your boyfriend does not correct the boundary issue, you need to make that boyfriend your ex. If she says anything, especially in private, making a snide remark...tell her that he always screams her name when he cums.

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