Work: Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until... - FML

By kenzamee - 04/03/2014 14:39 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

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kenzamee 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:42

I called them back! It was just a funny and embarrassing mistake. Interview next week!

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AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 4 March 2014 19:18

So you gave them your future number? Nice. I like that style.

jimmy_poison 19

Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:18

I would think as an employer, it would look better for you if you did. You made a mistake, worked out a solution to fix it and acted on it. Sounds much better than "this muppet left the wrong number and never called back"

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kenzamee 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:42

I called them back! It was just a funny and embarrassing mistake. Interview next week!

jkmartinjk 16

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:56

Nice! Glad it worked out for you OP!

MidnightMadness 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 13:54

at least it gave them something to remember you by...good luck with your interview :)

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 15:03

Good luck!

CDGuadalajara 5

Monday 7 July 2014 6:06

Hope you do well chief.

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