Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it...

By Millian2 - 08/04/2012 02:10 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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It's a trap!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML

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I hate shopping

By Kelly - 11/04/2025 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML

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By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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Clothes horse

By Monica - 21/08/2025 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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ManUrLifeSucks 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:48

Shirts on yo head, sweaters on yo head. LOOKEN LIKE A FOO WIT YO SWEATER ON YO HEAD

waresjake 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:45

You guessed it, I still love you

Comments

lantern 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:19

Close your damn mouf

elohel82 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:18

Happens to me all the time...

Ima_NeRD6213 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:35

Breathe through your nose?

babycakes2400 3

Monday 9 April 2012 1:57

why was ur mouth open?

Skelebitch 0

Monday 9 April 2012 3:10

Uh, is closing your mouth difficult? Just wonderin...

MiaLoves 8

Monday 9 April 2012 3:50

Ahhh . I remember my braces , and all the times they embarrassed me . At least you can learn from this and maybe close your mouth next time ?

funnyguy2697 6

Monday 9 April 2012 5:22

that happened to me before its not fun

ddeek 3

Monday 9 April 2012 5:47

Why was your mouth open???

nitewlf12 10

Monday 9 April 2012 6:05

You're always supposed to keep your mouth closed. That way things can't get caught in it.

porter28 6

Monday 9 April 2012 7:40

That's happened to me too!

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