Intimacy: Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house....

By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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yumgranolabar 5

Friday 21 September 2012 8:58

That's all kinds of nasty.

BabySparkle1 15

Friday 21 September 2012 9:01

Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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ChristineAnn58 8

Friday 21 September 2012 14:50

The fact that she's never cleaned it or her ****** can make it smell that bad throughout the room makes me nauseated.

mrslewis 16

Friday 21 September 2012 14:53

I wouldnt want to know whats goin on in her panties lol yuck

madrox95 2

Friday 21 September 2012 15:20

Ohmergerd! I just puked. I am sure this woman has something wrong with her snatch.

mikepzz 27

Friday 21 September 2012 15:21

ewww haha damn, im not sure Id be able to eat finger food ever again if that happened to me...goodluck with the pizza :)

darawbs 0

Friday 21 September 2012 15:25

Oh god that's disgusting. FYL, dear OP. Maybe pick up a biohazard box from your local dangerous-chemical-testing facility and send it to her? :D

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 21 September 2012 16:27

Haha... That would be funny as hell!!

selahsmithereens 1

Friday 21 September 2012 15:28

What I find really upsetting from all if this, funky sex toy aside, is that why didn't the owner of the toy know what was making her room smell so bad? Then again if she had a horrible odor going on down there she probably doesn't check herself out to know she smells.

myers007 2

Friday 21 September 2012 15:43

Oh that's nasty...

answeryourphone 3

Friday 21 September 2012 16:03

Does she ever clean down there?

jarockstar27 10

Friday 21 September 2012 16:11

Well OP if it makes you feel any better, the top skin layer is constantly coming off or micro shedding so in like two days the skin that touched that nasty ass viberator....(shiver) Should be gone, or in some professions it exfoliates. You should tell that friend off! Nasty!