Love: Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be...

By okeythen - 30/06/2013 05:03 - United States - Orlando

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

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Same thing different taste

By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Loose Women

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 22:59

Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML

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Lies and slander

By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

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He goes to a different school

By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 18:00

Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 05:00

Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 08:00

Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML

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Druu 53

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:10

He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:11

Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.

Comments

Kheasus 8

Tuesday 2 July 2013 17:41

Well, to me, this just sounds like him being a guy and trying to one up something his buddy said. However, that's still something that he shouldn't be saying as it's beyond rude to you. I wouldn't give it much more thought than that. I hope you two worked everything out and he knows he has a few boundaries there! :)

deathskittlez 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:58

Your life doesn't suck, your husband does.

xLemonLimex 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:16

One word. Douche Bag. Oh is that two words? 1+1 i guess. Sorry, OP. Hes a dick.

amadisdemitrius 5

Wednesday 17 July 2013 15:05

oh ya? ive heard that before... how many dicks have you sucked?

txfarmgirl71 1

Thursday 1 August 2013 3:11

ssssooooo....how's the single life? gotta be better than with him...just sayin

NightingaleAnne 5

Monday 26 August 2013 1:02

I think he might have been implying that you sleep together regularly, since you clearly wanted it a bunch before. Who knows... men can be real jerks.

smithv171 17

Friday 27 September 2013 17:38

That's ignorant. I don't understand why he would say something so rude like that about you

ABarrelHorseGirl 8

Monday 6 January 2014 7:59

You made a typo! Ex-husband*

IGaveRickUp 15

Saturday 25 January 2014 11:27

This isn't okay to say about ANYONE. Even if she wasn't his wife, we shouldn't degrade people based on their sexual activity. Especially not the way we slutshame women today if they even try to own their sexuality the slightest. Seriously, no matter what situation this is NOT ok. Actually, it's a very long distance from ok. These structures are about as ok as being assfucked by a Christmas tree. Yeah, that's all I had to say.