By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Hyper12 0

That is just wrong in so many levels.

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couchmonkey11 0

me and all my buds who have read this wanna know what happened with the bacon that made ur dream so...orgasmic.what were u doing to the bacon?

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stupid_ass_peopl 0

how do you manage to have an "intense sexual dream" about bacon?

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Belldandy911 0

Was the bacon doing some sexy strip tease? Or do you just love bacon more than everyone else on the planet? This is going in my faves.

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sabersar 0

you so stupid i think u made that up

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zaadam2 5

Wet dream? Damn, if that gets you off I'd really really hate to be the girl in your life!.... No offense, take it the right way.

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JackR1104 0

#181 wins the universe, congratulations on the best comment I have ever seen on FML

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kj55 0

so basically, you're neither straight, nor gay? you'd rather **** bacon... Hah. I'm messing with you, but that sucks.

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vaginatoast 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* AAHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This wins. Hands down.

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