By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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mariellestrings 0

Dude, bacon is orgasmic!!!!!

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omar_fml 0

LMFAO hahaha i call bull shit on this one

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kewlcat 0

i dont why you guys think hes american last time i checked this site is international.

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itak365 4

"I woke up this morning and I had some bacon and I jizzed in my pants..." I figured someone had to do it.

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Trooth 13

well...bacon is good stuff...

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umidunno 0

i dream about bacon too, and i'm a vegetarian. so don't feel bad, bacon is just awesome like that.

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likeduhhx4 0

woah, is all i have to say..

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