Intimacy: Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed...

By seriously - 20/04/2009 23:05 - Canada

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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By ToothHurtyAM - 18/10/2018 05:00

Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Jonesy666 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:25

Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

michellaneous 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:28

don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!

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ebef 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 7:16

PrinciPAL, please.

ideasdonotlove 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:33

Shenanigans. Registered sex offenders are on publicly-available lists, and to work with children you have your background checked. I did volunteer work with the YMCA and they fingerprinted us, for crying out loud. You really want to argue that your school system (which approves the substitute teachers) didn't check him out before hiring? Nope. It's likely something else happened and that's just the rumor that was spread around the school.

Moon_Kito 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:17

Wow, I'm glad the principal came in and got the guy out though. o_o How did anyone click the YDI button? Why?! This is a complete FML for you, I hope you get a better teacher.

skippyelgato 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:47

We used to have a sub that did this, except he was just a normal classroom sub. I wonder if he ever got arrested...

l1day 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:33

Ok seriously that should be the first thing your school should have checked... WoW that's disturbing

pbnjlover 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:46

omg! XD

sn1p3r_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:49

omg.... i'd kill myself... (and hope it doesnt end up on youtube) XP

TheBrunetteDevil 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:00

omg...creepy moment 4 u, sux. :/

secretsxsecrets 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:00

how come no one saw him taping or taking pics? not denying this didnt happen, just curious, cuz i know i would have seen. anyway thats a good fml and its creepy ahha hope you werent in any pics