Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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Doortje 29

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

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styphon 5

seriously? it's constipation. considering all life's problems you are in for some serious trouble. i would hope you are seeing a dr for your panic disorder. also, senna + colace, both OTC

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Prolusive 5

Shit happens. I hope you work it out...

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Crimsonhead 0

Maybe OP has a generalised panic disorder. People do not choose to panic, or the circumstances that make them panic. OP, I suggest you sort your diet out, to avoid this doubly uncomfortable situation recurring.

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bachooka 5

You forgot the part where they voided their bowels after losing consciousness... Problem solved. You're welcome!

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davek 36

So... did you sh*t yourself or not?

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metalwolf 17

You panic because you cant go to the bathroom? Do yourself a favor and get that checked out or never have kids. Last i heard, birth takes more then 20 minutes.

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