By Zit-Blues - 04/01/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML
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sasonzal 4

what toothpaste were you using cause it works for me,or its fake?

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darkheadlights 4

Did you use gel toothpaste or white toothpaste? You're not supposed to use gel.

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steth04 0

To get rid of a pimple, take 4 Baby Aspirin and crush them up in a bag. Then add a few drops of water to make a paste and put that on. It creates and acid/antibacterial cream that will help. Got that off Oprah or Dr. Oz or some stuff like that... haha

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merryhappy1887 20

Toothpaste doesn't work for crap, & it's no good for your skin. Next time, try a little dab of astringent or witch hazel.

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dickmuncha 0

the illustration looks like 13 dicks pointing upwards with cum shooting out! LOLPANTS.

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bigtrilla817 0

fast and simple. just pop the friggin thing already

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mistyeyes 0

that's disgusting it might not be a pimple...

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a_few_laughs 0

Pustulio, much? I hadn't heard of the toothpaste trick, I always just /try/ to ignore it but I end up hurting my skin trying to pop it when it's not ready...gross.

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thebestdamnthing 0

that illustration is waaccck

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kooldude21 0

just pop the fricken thing... i know it's gross but deal with it

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darniby 0

yeah,seriously,the pic looks like penises that are ejaculating.

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megaaann_fml 9

Uhm, have you ever seen a penis? I'm a girl and I still know that's not what they look like.

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mr_rice 0

this is my shit rap check it out huh yea got a pimple on the temple, people be lookin up while im lookin down, cuase this things got me lookin like a clown, i walk with a frown cuase they wanna crown me king of the pimple town and it aint going down so my day just went upside down huuuh i put some toothpaste and now my face is a disgrace shit be lookin irritated all irregulated i just wish this thing was washed and faded

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