Miscellaneous: Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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Nervous wreck

By jumpy - 14/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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The indignity

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

How is that possible?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:07

I'm sure it's scared of you too.

Comments

altigue 0

Friday 24 February 2012 1:49

You know it's not good when u look at ur leg and think its a deformed bald miniature dachshund... Let's get u in shape big boy!

Jessic1 5

Friday 24 February 2012 3:06

Yeahhh that's just sad GO TO THE ******* GYM

tebowingallday 0

Friday 24 February 2012 3:25

Start working out.....LIKE FREAKING NOW

alwayseverus 2

Friday 24 February 2012 4:17

How is that even possible?

madison8895 11

Friday 24 February 2012 4:37

Bahahhahahaha.

tatayannmermen 3

Friday 24 February 2012 4:51

Simple solution; Loose some weight!

Honda288 2

Friday 24 February 2012 5:29

If it screamed and tried to run away from you, you may have a problem...or two...or three.

Geika 3

Friday 24 February 2012 6:11

I don't understand how one day your fat could scare you. Like you haven't noticed it?!

skittles987_fml 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:20

Im not sure how an event of this nature would occur. Does your leg fat jump out and yell boo?

laurenmacias 0

Friday 24 February 2012 6:28

Aww...ewww

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