By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
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Dblocker 18

They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.

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2RaRa25 6

I'm just amazed that you sat behind a bush for 2 hours. There's only so much you can do on your phone until the battery dies. Did you take a book along? They probably saw you go and hide behind the bush in the first place. Just swallow your pride, go in and settle the matter like a mature person would.

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DivaDemona 6

Your mother damn near split herself apart to bring you into this world, and a spoiled little bitch like you is the thanks she gets? Go back inside and apologize to your parents you ungreatful little ****.

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greeneye_fml 12

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, bitch? No one ASKS to be born. And giving birth does not make one a good parent or make you deserve any respect. A lot of abusive assholes pass as "mothers" in this world, and I left the miserable old bat who raised me a long time ago.

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greeneye_fml 12

So how are you typing this comment if you're still standing behind a bush in your yard?

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mizteri 1

Go to a friend's place an chill. Play games....sleep over? Do you not have friends?

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Pikachu17 13

YDI all the way. Unless they're abusive, running away is stupid. Also, they probably know where you are and are laughing at you for being an idiot

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tttooorrriii16 1

Hahaha. You must be an attention seeker. Or maybe they know you won't get far and will come back. Or they saw where you were hiding. I don't feel bad for you. I feel bad for your parents.

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southerngalslove 15

I have had times that I said I'd leave. And I did, I left for four days before working things out. Its much easier to just grow up and handle things like an adult.

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Quiet_one 22

My brother did that once. When he was 5. Seriously, how are you old enough to successfully submit to FML with good grammar and spelling, and still not know how stupid that is? Either this is fake, or you are extremely sheltered and spoiled.

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