By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 060
You deserved it 22 743

Same thing different taste

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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whimsical_fml 0

I'm calling shenanigans. I've truly been hypnotized, a hypnotist once occupied the office next to mine, and it's not like that. It's a series of strong suggestions that you're fully and completely aware during. Its purpose is to provide strong suggestions to your mind, like, to quit smoking, for instance. It can also help you to recall memories from when you were very young, which could help in a therapy session to figure out why a person has a particular fear. When I was hypnotized, I got to remember my fourth Christmas, and what I received and the paper my favorite gift was in. For all you who are feeling bad for this chump, don't. It's total bull.

peacelovemusic_fml 0

Embrace your testosterone. It's a great hormone. Forget about people telling you that you should be ashamed of your sexual nature.

If you don't think this is real you've obviously never seen a hypnotism show. Don't judge what you've never seen for yourself, or you'll just sound like a know-it-all without a clue. (The show I saw took a dozen volunteers out of the audience, all of them my classmates and a couple were my friends.)

SeattleSiren 0

Yeah, what did 23 say? I feel I missed out :P :)....

At least you didn't run to your crush and dry humped her

Yes hypnotism is real. There was a hypnotist that visited my college when I was a freshman and he chose about 15 random people out of the audience, a couple of them I knew. First thing he did was a simple relaxation test to see who could be hypnotized; the rest were escorted off stage. The stuff he had them do seemed to work primarily off the unconscious mind, getting people to tap into more private opinions and emotions. I was chosen to come up on stage to let one of my hypnotized classmates act out stuff his favorite actor did- he happened to choose tom cruise (lol), and in a dazed state he grabbed my arm and tried to throw me into a judo flip. It was pretty funny, and luckily I'm a big guy (as was he) so he barely got me off the ground and I wasn't hurt. It was an awesome show but my advice is don't volunteer to be hypnotized in front of an audience- you will be embarrassed.

#116 that would have been better atleast his crush would see how he feels for her... then they could dry hump while he is unhypnotized.

Your life is ******... and so is the floor.