By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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wildpepper 5

maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you were doing when she wants back in.

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UsernameHere015 0

break in and beat the bitch ass. Prob solved.

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dcsididntdoit 0

I think it's time to talk to you dad and/or move out. And #126, lmao. Just use the "m" word.

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

hey jacksters are you in the army

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YouHaveFailed 0

tell that b*tch she isnt your mom, jump through the window, and throw her ass out

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manda_baby_rawr 4

holy. that stepmother is ******* rude. lawl my mom locked my dad and I out during a storm, we walked out onto the porch to enjoy the storm and mom closed and locked the door behind us...as a joke of course. not like it really mattered.

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jacksters 0

Don't tell that story! Everyone on FML will start to bash your mother and how horrible of a person she is!

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Edokun 0

i forget, what does YDI mean? >.< and an easy solution to your step mum being a ****, get a baseball bat, set the end on fire, put loads of gasoline on her and hit her till she has melted, then get a stick and a bag of marshmellows to roast on the flame ^.^ nomnomnom, marshmellows <*.*>

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dabullzzsuck 1

ever think of getting a key?

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singingfreak525 8

to all the idiots that said to get a key, that's why op mentioned the deadbolt. sorry op, fyl.

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