Health: Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the...

By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 04/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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fleursauvage 0

Monday 9 February 2009 7:29

I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.

loveydovey 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:11

i don't get this one :|

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Catie13 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:13

i have braces and a ton of guys like it..and brace arent bad they will be ofd b4 u kno ir!

xe728 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:56

I got mine out yesterday

Thompyxxxxx 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:31

man almost all of us get orthodontic work done, besides hardly anyone notices and you come out looking better than before yeah fml indeed.

The_FMLs 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:29

why does this guy deserve this? it's not like he can control his genetics!

mickigergen 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:13

braces are sexy(:

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 3:42

At least it's not forever.

bearcats044 1

Friday 22 July 2011 22:32

This is an extremely poorly written FML

hayleybug24 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:12

get over yourself. im a girl, and my bf thinks there cute. braces are cutee

beachchick22 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:46

dont worry braces are cute and its not really that big of a deal most people have them

Ky8 12

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:14

that's not an fml, it's nbd... seriously. . .?

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