Work: Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My... - FML

By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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staynplay 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

AmandaJillx 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

wear gloves?

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DrewSaFur1313 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:27

just put a glove over it...if you are working with food you should be wearing gloves and hair nets anyway. I don't see what the problem is.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:34

the problem is the pressure the OP will have to put on the cut on their hand. I highly doubt the OP was not wearing gloves.

jablair13 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:50

wt an ass!

sweetv 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:12

put on a glove, whiny baby.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:32

Hey I did not say anything remotely as mean as some comments I have seen. Seriously...

hipar 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 19:00

Wear a glove and suck it up.

rhope2309 1

Tuesday 28 September 2010 20:36

so hold the knife with your dominant hand moron. just like a normal person. no lemon juice there

RealityFracture 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 21:09

it's called a "glove"

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Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:49

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BethiiGeex 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:23

ouch.

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:26

Real sanitary..

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