By bxilee - 28/02/2016 02:48 - United States - Corona

Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML
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You deserved it 1 655

bxilee tells us more.

bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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Top comments

Thoricsteam20 24

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

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sydnvy 15

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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Redgy22 26

Who cares? That's not your problem, it's theirs. And only if they think it was a mistake. Get over it.

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tomvertigo 17

Since you're alive I assume they found something to do, alright, alright. Heh heh heh

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emlizcat 21

It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you. It's just like the Bruno Mars song!

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ThatLastKid 21

Bruno Mar's song Marry You makes so much sense now.

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imbedderdenu 23

Hey if they're happily married after all these years? who cares! I'd rather have that than dating for years and then be miserably married.

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imStoneCold 7

Still a better love story than twilight.

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