Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but... - FML

By xele - 09/03/2010 14:09 - Poland

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

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xele 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:50

Oh yeah, I am from Poland and its very UNcommon to NOT live with your parents even at the age of 30 and having your own family. People here have family houses and we dont move out like ppl in US. Houses are passed down on younger generations who takes responsibility for it and their older parents at the same time.

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npeezle 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:54

I'd say grow a pair and move out of your parents house. You're 25.

argsezthepirate 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:56

My parents tried to do that to me. I got a P.O. Box until I had enough money to move out of my house.

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sarahcroy20 12

Tuesday 12 January 2021 6:01

You're too old to be living with mom. Move out.

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