Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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letitbe56 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:36

Haha, isn't there a Monty Python sketch about that? I haven't seen MP in years...definitely time to watch it again!

Vagrarian 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:39

YDI for sleeping. (No, I don't really mean that, but somebody's gotta say it.)

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:13

lol I doubt it would stop others from repeating your point

Lemniscat 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:41

That is awesome :D

mylifefmlsoml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:48

omg y would u add that thats not an fml ur so stupid

Tanario 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:48

This is so awesome, im totally gonna try and beat this record tonigth

LolitaGirl_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:49

how is this a 'FML'?

PenNameHere 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:55

WTF fml? I would laugh about it if anything.

razzumfrazzum 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:06

tehrabbit are you a little old lady? :D

KuuKuso 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:07

The first thing I thought of when I saw this FML. :)

ChocolatexGames 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:08

i love your boyfriend! a little akward but really cool!! XD

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