Miscellaneous: Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

By MissCommunicate - 05/02/2011 15:36 - Australia

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

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MissCommunicate 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 11:26

I am only seventeen, and that's how I found out. My parents were then quick to give me the "talk".

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MrBoredGuy 1

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:07

did you "like" it?

fatman1970 25

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:54

I would have thought they would have had the decency to take you to one side and break the news.

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XxchristinasmhxX 0

Friday 27 April 2012 2:28

And this is where the infamous "dislike" button would come in handy

violetwonder 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 19:29

That's ridiculous. I'm sorry op :(

fucking_dev 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:28

it's Facebook official? **** ..... Yup they're done .

rtm13228 7

Monday 22 July 2013 15:22

I found out my mom was getting married via Facebook.

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