By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
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permannator 10

Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

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Wizardo 33

Something smells fishy... with an infusion of ass.

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grumpybr 13

Did he provide any other explanation for this massive lack of respect?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Trying to stink out bedbugs?

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TwoOneFive 11

Haha watch out for pink eye

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Lil_Red777 21

That is just so gross and immature. You should make him use that pillow from now on!

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PulseShock 9

Maybe he just wanted to pass the friendly pink eye virus?

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perdix 29

Butt it IS what it smells like! (Rookie mistake to get caught, though)

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derptitude 4

leaving a little Hershey kiss? lol

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bubble_burst 16

am I the only one who is reminded of Penny saying the same thing in TBBT to Sheldon.... ***** reflex.. Sheldon: It’s not what it looks like. It’s not what it looks like. Leonard: What are you grinding about? Sheldon: Penny’s brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is dishevelled, and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue, it’s not what it looks like.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn, you can get arrested for that? *looks around furtively*

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bubble_burst 16

maybe nothing. I was just reminded of that. on the same note wondering what your comment had to do with the post unless youvwere the guy arrested... it's not what it looks like...

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