Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
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sumocj 14

Party rule #1 never fall asleep first

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raven_of_azarath 34

Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.

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Glowworm56 26

While dicks are common and classic, the swastikas were uncalled for.

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sumocj 14

Party rule #1 never fall asleep first

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acmariner99 25

Is this going to turn into one of those "I wasn't THAT drunk" type stories?

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raven_of_azarath 34

Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.

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RichardPencil 30

I guess the political statement is white supremacists are dicks? Are you partying with Antifa?

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Chazzster 29

Fell asleep? Or passed out? There is a difference....

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Lobby_Bee 17

Let me get this straight, on the way to the pool party means you technically aren't there yet? So random strangers put graffiti on your body? That sounds strange.

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Sinshine 28

If that's what happens on the way there, I would say you're lucky you didn't make it there

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Isa_fml 20

Funny, usually that happens AFTER you get to the party. Usually when you've already been there for a while.

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