Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering...

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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You deserved it 8 223

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Hard disagree

By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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You deserved it 206

#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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You deserved it 1 111

Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

I agree, your life sucks 648

You deserved it 326

And yet, here you are! Congratulations!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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You deserved it 604

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 17 068

By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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You deserved it 13 826

Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 234

You deserved it 776

FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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You deserved it 218

By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 391

You deserved it 438

By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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You deserved it 15 500

huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

Comments

Kokara1352 2

Friday 7 October 2011 22:29

This is the best FML

johnwroo22 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:32

me tooo

najiiboo 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:32

Agreed :)

blahblahbubbles 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:01

Sadly... Me too

kitty306 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:24

Indeed

northerndisaster 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:20

Don't we all.

katiebaby705 3

Friday 17 February 2012 6:36

Seriously I feel the same exact way. We are all do pathetic.

Skyrim123 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:00

Same

MegaSolipsist 13

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:55

I just realised that I have started spending ages on this site everyday for just that reason. I need to get a girlfriend.

egreen1010 0

Friday 20 April 2012 6:18

Asshole

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Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML

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Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I found my diamond earring, which had gone missing. The vet had to surgically remove it from my dog. Despite having made the voyage through the dog's digestive tract, the earring is more expensive than ever. FML

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Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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