Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With...

By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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The shape of you

By KLO65 - 17/08/2025 09:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:35

YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:38

Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly. 

Comments

ajscw 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:16

3 is so right

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:22

Show off FTL

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:38

Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly. 

ying_blank 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:25

well, if someone succeed in impressing that person, they wouldn't post it in FML.

grungecat 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:50

Lost the gamble. Better luck next time.

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:54

8, 15, I love you two.

failsatlife23 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:15

ftw?

Suekoff16 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:03

For the win. I didn't know what it meant either until recently.

crazyasianlady 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:22

Gross! FYL!

idontgiveone 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:31

Uhm yea, just no dude.

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:36

You can usually tell if someone is out of practice with running and jogging, as well. She probably noticed your funny gait and jiggly thighs as you passed her. Good job. YDI.