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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 974

By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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You deserved it 13 914

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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You deserved it 12 926

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 350

Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 481

Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 223

Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 784

lovelyred 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:12

I would steal the other persons bike if it's so nice.

westsidewhite 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:10

haha! maybe the better bike got there after yours was stolen

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zendaddy0 0

Friday 26 November 2010 17:10

its a test dont steal the bike

ThickHead 0

Monday 13 December 2010 10:51

steel there's then? Naw Jk xD

taylortm96 0

Friday 29 April 2011 20:52

if the nicer bike is at your house, put it in your garage. :D

WTFjizzinmypantz 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:13

vihfdxdfuxk

christyxbee 15

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:50

N*gga stole my bike!! >=(

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:16

Take the bike

FYL_justsayin 9

Friday 4 April 2014 21:50

Just take that bike :)

lollypop624 11

Monday 16 June 2014 21:47

Typical!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 June 2017 16:49

The thief wanted a challenge. The unlocked bike would be so easy, it would be boring.

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