Money: Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete... - FML

By emayc - 22/11/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete mess. My coked up housemate had invited strangers to stay over when they told her they didn't have place to sleep. They stole my money, speakers, Polaroid camera, and passport. They left a packet of biscuits. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Wednesday 22 November 2017 6:43

They left a packet of biscuits? That is the most British thing I've ever bloody heard!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 22 November 2017 8:15

Take all her coke and sell them to recoup your loss. That'll teach her a lesson.

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Lillysar91 20

Wednesday 22 November 2017 23:09

I hope they left you hob nobs!

corky1992 33

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:54

Maybe you shouldn’t have a druggie as a roommate then. If you can’t trust them to bring people into your home without you there to babysit then they should find a new place to live.

Harm Varwijk 17

Friday 24 November 2017 12:21

that's coked up

donb23 23

Friday 24 November 2017 14:08

time to find new housemates

ItchySasquatch 9

Friday 24 November 2017 20:05

Take the packet to the police and see if they can id finger prints.

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