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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Curiosity nearly killed me - 18/07/2025 12:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML

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SGarcia22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:05

how do you do that?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:38

"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:01

Stories like these are why this site is so amazingly awesome xD

Brooklyn575 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:04

The intelligence of some people today... YDI

ugottaluvme 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:10

You did it at home didn't you?

franceypants 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:19

owwww that sucks !!!!

franceypants 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:19

owwww that sucks !!!!

baccaz16 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:22

U were just walking and u broke ur leg right?

switchblade979 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:24

drink more milk

Bubbles1354 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:43

wow! how does tht happen lol

iTransform 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:50

LMAO If it broke one leg, why would you do it on the other?

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:05

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