Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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pjspelce 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:00

POWNED

jane99 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:28

You must have good taste in mailboxes.

Just_Effed_Up 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:18

hahahaha get a doorflap? lol just a suggestion

giantsfan001 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:39

LMFAO:). but in all seriousness, that sucks ballz

Jayyyrad 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:07

LMAO! that was awesome!

Loony_fml 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:23

lol that sucks!!! Best FML in a while though! lmao

jumpgurl23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:30

fake or not this is hilarious!

Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:00

Who steals mail boxes?

STRAWCHOPPER 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:14

You need a 12 gauge shotgun. That solved the problem for me.

EcGyMz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:36

lmao this is just histerical. I know it sucks but just try to get a kick out of it.

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