Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a...

By Text - 25/04/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Kristyn - 09/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML

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By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!

beckymu 4

Monday 25 April 2011 23:09

good friend you have there...

Comments

Brettersson 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:28

send her the bill

rmjb 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:13

definitely upgrade ur plan and fight back with chainletter forward texts and really dumb holiday joke texts

mcklove96 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:01

what a bitch!

JanisEvans 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:12

That's what you get for living in a country of asshole capitalists. No one in their right mind would charge for receiving messages.

Sichumor 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:31

guess who needs to slap a bitch? go on guess.

4ll4b0utm3 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:07

why are you so heartless....xtrows hamburger at youx

Livzii 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:40

seriously?!?! surely u only pay to send, not receive, texts...?!?

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:59

What a ****.

MrSpanky1193 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:18

@JanisEvans I dont give a rats hairy behind what you think about this country. You don't know what it's like to live in a Democracy. It's FANTASTIC. Yes, we are a capitalist nation, but do you realize how many rights you have in a capitalist Democracy?! Sure, it has it's flaws and loopholes, but it is still better than whatever armpit you live in. I dont care if you live in a developed country, it's still nothing compared to the United States of America. And you're an idiot for thinking any different.