gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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melonybowden 0

Maybe you should stop putting yourself in those situations.

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Calyx_fml 21

Yeah, because getting kidnapped is the victim's fault.

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redrum123 6

I don't understand how someone could almost get kidnapped twice... After the first time wouldn't you be a little skeptical, or you know NOT GO ANYWHERE ALONE!! People these days.

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HighGTurn 12

Do something about!! Call the police!!

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weepingangel_fml 7

I think this is the shortest FML I've ever seen.

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stormchaser24 24

Well you where not, so stop whining about it.

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lemonolime 1

Somebodies popular...

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Dravite 9

If you have really been the target of a kidnapping, you should not be posting here, instead talk to the police and secure your home. If you're just here to gain sympathies, find a different game to play. Not funny.

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unknown_user5566 26

The point of FML is for people to post stories about their lives that warrant the saying "**** my life". This is not a sympathy attempt, this is an example of someone using the website correctly.

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hateevryone 14

How did you manage to almost get kidnapped twice? Where do you be at?

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ByronJess 17

If you aren't Princess Peach, you may very well be Daphne from Scooby Doo.

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