By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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jchansfan 0

You really arern't very bright, are you? :P

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can

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Shmoopie4 0

Haven't you heard of waxing, you idiot?

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Shockvalue 0

Not everyone can afford that and if they're like me, storebought wax doesn't do shit.

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mollie1 0

to op: woof! to blland: being gay is a "personal choice"? you're just kind of dumb, aren't you.

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Did_i_deserve_it 0

Yeahh, Being gay is more of a way of life. It just happens.

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azscocogirl 0

no worries. most women have to. especially those who have darker hair. the same thing has happened to me before because I have black hair. haha.

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evil_bunny 0

wtf?? who are these women who need to shave their toes? i hardly even have to shave my legs monkeys.

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mylife30 0

simpathy would be nice bitch

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Shockvalue 0

maybe because you're a freakin Barbie who's practically hairless? Show some ******* sympathy. Women come in different packages, don't be a bitch about it.

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FarSide 22

The beaver must be sporting an incredible coat for the winter.

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stephenson_fml 0

I feel your pain, I have to shave mine too

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123monkey 0

I shave mine too, but I've never cut myself there before, sucks for you!

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ScaryyMary 14

Hairy feet? ... OH MY GOD YOU MUST BE A HOBBIT!

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dam01_fml 0

I shave mine aswell...you're perfectly fine :) I hate it when I do one toe and forget the other one...that sucks I only get it on my big toe though, does annoy me sometimes. then i remember that no-one notices. I hope all u guys here that read this go look at your girlfriends or your mums toes and see if you can see hair or stubble! i bet you will ;)

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Prawn_fml 2

Of course they'll see hair or stubble; we're human. We are completely and utterly covered in hair. Heck, we're one of the only mammals who even have hair on the palms of our hands and feet. If those guys (or any girls for that matter, vice versa) haven't spotted any hair or not been upset by the hair by themselves, why make them look closer? You trying to make more people have to modify themselves?

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ScaryyMary 14

Humans don't have hairy palms. Unless they ********** excessively. (you looked)

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Shockvalue 0

Girl I feel your pain. I'm half black, but rather light skinned so I have to shave my toes too. It's perfectly ok. I've cut my toe doing that too :P It's a bitch.

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