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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By banana2894 - 10/08/2012 04:40 - United States - Eugene

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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By iloveretail - 08/08/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, a woman threatened to stab my eyes out because I wouldn't let her into the shop I closed and locked up half an hour ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 01:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Dying Son - 05/04/2019 12:00

Today, as I was sitting on a bench thinking about an upcoming test, some hysterical woman slapped me out of nowhere because she thought I was staring at her ass. I was staring blankly into the void. FML

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By kinlin - 02/06/2018 19:00

Today, an attractive woman looked in my direction and smiled. My wife saw this and stomped on my foot, and I screamed like a little girl from the pain. People turned and stared. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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Sebastian_NG 17

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:02

... #3 gets thumbed down

elpopsw 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:01

Did the ground swallow you and your paranoia up?

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Candice0687 0

Monday 16 April 2012 0:41

Oh no someone was staring at you so lets scream at them, grow up it's not like she was hurting you by staring.

11mandy80 6

Monday 16 April 2012 0:43

WOW! JUST WOW!

EmmanuelManny 0

Monday 16 April 2012 1:00

Well gosh you didn't have to scream OP

syraxthered 5

Monday 16 April 2012 1:52

OP: she was stealing my soul!

linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 2:50

Don't you think that screaming was a little over the top, OP? YDI.

RSerce 2

Monday 16 April 2012 3:06

So? Just let the awkwardness go. The worst thing would be to make her feel worse about her disability. Apologize and move on.

BrownSugar10940 2

Monday 16 April 2012 3:12

U didn't notice that?

LadyJoker21 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:19

Jerk

UltimateGIRness 16

Monday 16 April 2012 3:33

I hop you apologized when you were done

supermattyboy 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:39

trolol

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