Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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altex4 1

Monday 30 March 2009 19:07

gotta disagree with #52 about #9 i'd say it was quick and to the point

xkaokaox 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:06

the apple does not fall far from the ******* tree!

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:16

#52... Dear Hater, Please don't be mad because you're not capable of providing a decent comeback.

Newtons_Cradle 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:15

hahaha 7 :)

vt_mruhlin 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:26

Were you wearing an offensive t-shirt or something?

littlemuffet 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:28

...What?!

spoonboy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:34

I hate bitchy-ass, stupid parents who shouldn't be in charge of pets, let alone human beings.

cyberhoy 3

Monday 30 March 2009 19:41

you should have punched her in the throat

yourpathetic 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:37

bad parenting ftw, Some people should not be allowed to reproduce, there mother should have swallowed.

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:43

Kids say the darndest things. Parents say the stupidest shit.

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