The X Files

By EmbarassedAF - 25/08/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
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mike3775 36

Pretty normal for 16. A couple years ago, I found my journal I used to keep while I was serving in the US Navy over 30 years ago, and just let’s say that if anyone read that today, I would be put into an insane asylum / investigated based on what I wrote

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Nothing you wrote is more embarrassing than a BuzzFeed quiz asking "What spring vegetable does your aura taste like?", and they're still in business.

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mike3775 36

Pretty normal for 16. A couple years ago, I found my journal I used to keep while I was serving in the US Navy over 30 years ago, and just let’s say that if anyone read that today, I would be put into an insane asylum / investigated based on what I wrote

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Nothing you wrote is more embarrassing than a BuzzFeed quiz asking "What spring vegetable does your aura taste like?", and they're still in business.

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