Awkward Work The office, but worse

The office, but worse

officeditz - 04/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out, "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by, "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

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Anonymous - 13/11/2008 08:42 - France

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

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goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

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Classic

Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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Bored

anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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sparkrok - 06/03/2014 00:36 - United States - Puyallup

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

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perfecttiming - 06/05/2013 15:25 - United States - San Jose

Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

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raynbowsend - 23/04/2009 05:22 - Malaysia

Today, I had an appraisal meeting with The Boss. She raved and gushed and told me what a great job I was doing. Then she said, "Well done, Eric!" Eric isn't my name. She froze, opened a new file, and told me my actual appraisal, which was the complete opposite of everything she had just said. FML

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FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

That's actually fricken funny

TheTardis123 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

jimmer23 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

Sounds like your foot wasn't the only thing going in your mouth! But seriously, everyone says embarrassing stuff like that. Just laugh it off.

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

is your name Jeff??

mmmxr 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:47

Is this supposed to be a 22 jump street reference?

RickySleeves 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

That's actually fricken funny

TheTardis123 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Glad to see you enjoy work. Not everyone can be happy with what they do. :)

xdafuze 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:03

Did the DM laugh too?

cooltatgar 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:04

District Manager: *Giggles silently*

MrConcise 34

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:05

This is the best example of speaking before you think. You may be embarrassed, but you should do this more often for the sake of people around you. "That's what she said" needs to come back in full force.