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The Hitchhiker

hitchhiked - 04/01/2012 06:28 - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

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tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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-__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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lamed - 04/12/2009 22:01 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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crazyj12006 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Kinda deserve that bro.

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:55

Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.

polkadot88 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:30

I wish I could hit YDI a million more times.

BadSuerte 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:34

Jist that the fact that you picked up a hitch hiker. Seriously. Well lesson learn.

girlproblems101 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:37

That's why they put the signs there. For you to read them!!

saranndipidy 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:04

well you still have your phone and didn't get shot. could be worse.

saranndipidy 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:07

yeah, they always come back right?

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:09

It saddens me that good deeds have to be punished /: Sorry OP, what a scary situation!

sukkitEasy 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:43

That sucks cuz your pretty

cotriplecrown 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:17

You are the reason the world thinks America is stupid

lemonsquid 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:23

durp. someones feeling derpy

lemonsquid 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:23

durp. someones feeling derpy

brick_man33 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:43

thieves come as your friends, that sucks OP. Can't trust no one in this day and age.

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