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Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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lol - 16/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML

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Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Shout the victory

dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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I don't know my strength

Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Best foot forward

Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Watch your step

Gary - - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Sunday 24 April 2011 2:17

were u making a prison break

bravesfan112233 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:35

your the new humpty dumpty

geminiTwin4 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:37

lol very true

Hermione12345 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:38

why did you have to climb the gate in the first place? YDI for taking the risk

PeaceLoveKayleig 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:47

grr...who cares? people fall...it happens. what a dumb FML... and really isn't even one :l

leeshxx 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:58

bahahahahahaha LOVE IT!

chickenfriedCG 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:58

Nevermind I read that wrong.

chickenfriedCG 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:00

sorry I read that wrong. thought he was still talking about the mustache not his neck tie

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Sunday 24 April 2011 6:15

Yeah but I did when that happened.

Nickolazx 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:37

Your comment : wheres the youtube link??

truehitman2010 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:43

did the border patrol catch you?

missmaryj420 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:37

Oo i feel ur pain ive done that before... only difference is tht i was stonned off my ass so i have an excuse:p

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Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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