Animals, Weird, Cats, Neighbours and Scary: The creepy guy next door

The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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By AAAAAAAAAAAAA - 11/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML

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By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML

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By aherdofpigs - 02/09/2013 19:22 - United States

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

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Roommate from Hell

By fishyrael - 08/08/2024 14:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my extremely affectionate and docile cat, whom I love like a child and has never drawn blood, scratched my roommate of one day in the face while I was at work. She claims he just went ballistic, and I don't believe she's telling me everything. What the hell did she do to my cat? It's gonna be a long lease. FML

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Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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Feral kitty

By Polar Bear 2020 - 24/04/2024 17:30 - India

Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML

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Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Home sweet home

By readytomove - 18/09/2025 12:00

Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML

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lisslyi 19

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:32

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

zingline89 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:33

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

Comments

diaosi 4

Thursday 6 June 2013 12:01

You should have told him you had to ask your cat if it was okay first, and then just tell him it said no.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 6 June 2013 14:16

sometimes....I argue with my dog.

randomgirl4 3

Thursday 6 June 2013 14:55

Oh shit!! Cat is deh man of deh house

babeababe 16

Thursday 6 June 2013 15:55

Just don't answer the door again if he comes back!

SiriusBlack97 17

Thursday 6 June 2013 17:04

looks like he's pussy whipped

Needafarm 22

Thursday 6 June 2013 18:32

You should start having one sided conversations with the dead people that live in your house. Show him who's one-sided conversations are crazier.

awesomegirl47 5

Thursday 6 June 2013 20:35

Ahahahaha OMG I hate cats. I'd lock my doors.

Kc1001 14

Thursday 6 June 2013 21:49

CALL THE POLICE! This man may be dangerous. report him to the apartment managers and get him kicked out.

Zebediabolical 40

Thursday 6 June 2013 23:23

Get him kicked out for what exactly? Asking to stay with a neighbor for a few days? Shooting a dirty look? No property manager is going to eject someone over that. OP might be lucky enough to live in a no-pets building in which case it might be a lease violation.