Money, Weddings, Gifts Awkward Thanks for that

Thanks for that

bride2be - - United States

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 14 February 2011 9:12

Tell her you'll send it back immediately, but Ebay it instead for money. If she asks where it is, say it got lost in the post somewhere :P

Doortje 29

Monday 14 February 2011 9:16

Return a picture of your middle finger. What a bitch.

KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:20

yea....I would have told her no

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 19:37

Say no.

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 7:03

I would just be like "F.U." And hang up. :)

ihatedouchbags 17

Tuesday 4 October 2016 3:56

Send it back to her op, no one needs her or her present. Karma will get her back. Don't do anything that will make you close to her standards.

Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Saturday 17 December 2016 4:12

Since she yelled at you, I wouldn't send it back.

Welp- 7

Friday 29 September 2023 7:52

take a shit on it first.

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Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML

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Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

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Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

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Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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Today, I kissed my girlfriend goodbye at the train station when a familiar woman's voice screamed, "You unfaithful piece of shit!" My sister had just wanted to troll me, which ended with my girlfriend slapping me twice, kicking my balls, and calling me some absurd names. FML

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