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Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 7:05

most boys do it, its normal

Bubbles77777 11

Saturday 5 August 2017 4:02

Wow that was sucky

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Today, my mum and I were moving the last of  my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was  coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped  through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell  right through. FML

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