Miscellaneous Thanks for all your help

Thanks for all your help

jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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skygardens - 21/08/2018 15:00

Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML

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dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Homeless - 09/03/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML

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keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2011 13:25

17, thanks for the info. I'll be stopping by tomorrow.

ambowew 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:44

Shame your father wasn't home when the burglars came calling, then they might have stolen him too, if you were lucky.

hereweshallgo 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:48

now you have an empty house for partying!

ilyfrenchiee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:07

LOLOL!

Nosmo75 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:47

Get a new dad.

galacticstorm 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:26

maybe just lock up ur house next time? might help

annihil8or 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:31

Ur dad is a moron, doesnt he realize hes gonna have to help pay for new stuff or let u move in ¿

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:06

You should rape somebody.

grdianknight 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:33

everyone's blaming the father, did it ever occur to you that maybe op wasn't clear about dad watching the place?

roxiesugarsizzle 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:40

if dad couldn't watch the house I wouldn't trust dad to babysit. did this persons dad grow up in a little European village where men did nothing but work?