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mr_loveless - - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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Litterblood 7

Haha I feel you! I'm in the same situation here OP!

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nitemastr15 17

Was it a Magicarp? Feel free to thumb down. i know that was lame.

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HalfLit 17

Try getting into LARPing and then you'll meet some real life *coughcrazycough* elf chicks. But hey, it's fun AND legitimate!

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Bubbilility 27

Sorry about your relationship, that part sucks. But marrying someone in-game isn't anything to worry about. I always marry the orc dude who works the forge in the Markarth palace. Moth gro-Bagol.

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