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By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
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TeenTiger 0

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

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VerticalOrbit 0

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

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gir321 0

thats why you shave the thing!

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N0Luck 0

Well there's a souvenir for that nice lady

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effyouceeekay 0

i am pretty sure everyone agrees with me don't scratch ypur junk at work. let e eryone .learn the lesson now.

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arashixarashi 0

You actually touch your genitals when you get an itch there when you can simply scratch over your clothing in public? So one could see you shoving your hands down your pants? Nasty.

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Gotz_No_Love 1

why the hell were you scratching directly in public?

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hockeygirl202 0

yeah im with #2. thats just nasty.

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Rockyio 0

wow..are you people serious? lol. give the guy a break! Sometimes you have to go in.. it doesn't say he did it in public.. im sure nobody else was around (or at least I would like to assume) And maybe he did wash his hands, but it somehow got caught on his clothing and then fell as he was working lol. Regardless...THIS FML IS HILARIOUS!!! lol

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Boxtop5000 0

Hopefully you learned to not scratch your balls in public.

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Go_Home 0

HAHAHAHAHHAH. #2, YOU'RE ******* HILARIOUS. And you should take a look at your hands.

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Go_Home 0

Also, how unprofessional of you. I would sue you for digging in and itching, then placing your dirty paws on my picture. The woman wants a nice picture, not one stained with your pubes.

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