Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2 a.m., I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML
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irishdubr 0

Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

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bananapajama 0

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!

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master565 0

u shouldn't do good for respect u should do good because it's right

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MorbidMalice 0

....Cats don't need rescuing from trees. They can get down themselves. Why do people do this?

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caligirl89 0

Seems your a dog kinda person?? Mmm...

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QuietRiots 0

Cats can climb. Leave them up there. Worst case scenario, the cat falls and sprains a leg (not likely to break unless they are WAY up there or land very poorly), and learns not to climb trees.

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MrIrish20 1

The OP is an idiot, it's 2am when she said she rescued the cat and she said she was AWOKEN by it, likely meaning that everyone else was asleep. It's 2:58am when she posted this, she says no one called her a hero, BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP!! YDI, get over yourself.

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yoshiyoshi_fml 0

Are you aware that OP lives in British Columbia? She might be in a different time zone than you, not to mention, most FML's don't really happen 'Today'.

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eric01 0

idk why would anyone get a cat, they are stupid. YDI

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ayashe 2

Don't let your cat outside. And cat haters and animals haters are evil.

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blondiee09 0

true heroes don't need acknowlegment for good deeds.

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This_Quiet_Storm 0

You gave her life, you are a hero. If you raise her right she'll realize this one day. :) I did about my mom.

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wizardwannabe 0

dont let the cat out then it wont be killed by dogs,cars or diseisease and it wont shit on you

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Besker 0

don't rescue cats from trees, have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree? I doubt it, they'll come down on their own when they're hungry enough

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