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lifesucksbigtimefuys - - United Kingdom
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lifesucksbigtimefuys - - United Kingdom
You have like -2 balls
unicorns are horny
Will only end in tears...
Oh no, why!? your never gunna come outta the gay friend zone :/
Man card revoced Sorry cant spell for shit
No sex for you my friend.
Pathetic man u might as well be gay u got no balls
Haven’t you seen enough rom-coms to know that yes to that will just lead you to only trouble?
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
Ah, what we do for love..