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militarywife2b - - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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Ewwww, gross

Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Fussy eater

germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant

s0lared 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:30

Yep. Thats a good FYL. My condolences.

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:31

I NEED this job SO bad ... I'm moving in a month and I'm poor as it is

Capdan58 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:48

I was going to make some kind of snide comment about how French people REALLY like food but... Seeing as you aren't from France and were serving Chinese food I'll have to think of something else.

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:49

HAHA well I'm glad you read my comment first

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Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:57

That man is ****** up. Was he incredibly drunk or something? Anyway, since it's "militarywife2b" - Congrats!

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:59

he looked sick to me ... and thank you XD my Man comes home from Quebec (he's been there for 2.5 months) in 2 days XD so happy for that but I NEVER want to eat again