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Klamp18 - - United States

Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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Neighborly

Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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Evil, prank, or just dumb?

Anonymous - 03/11/2025 00:00

Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML

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crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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gear89 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:19

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:16

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

woosah 16

Monday 27 June 2011 9:23

I have no ******* clue where you're coming from with that comment.. well said 41

TurdFagg 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:24

Why didn't you take them of before you got in the car?

SydneyG 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:17

hahahhahahaha

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:27

Fyl to your sister but I don't see why u thought it was SMART to drive a car with those weights attached!

bgraber04 1

Friday 23 September 2011 21:59

what kind of guy uses ankle weights? although if u couldn't lift it what sort of pansy are u?

GratteKi 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:45

Haha that totally just made my night

littlericht 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:23

You Plonker!!!!

shakey1018 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:07

That was incredibly stupid of you!!!

daeshon222 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:25

You added more exercise to shoveling snow? That's your problem rite there... Overachiever

jaredl96 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:59

You are an idiot

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Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML

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