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By nocat6 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 19:00

Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML

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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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By anonynomi - 19/11/2015 17:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML

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Monday 15 September 2014 11:49

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

xlord 27

Monday 15 September 2014 11:55

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

Comments

yourlifesucks666 2

Thursday 18 September 2014 13:37

America at its finest.

missd420 16

Friday 19 September 2014 9:08

Why can't i think of a use for my fat that clever? It's creative, if nothing else.

Maccaroney 11

Friday 26 September 2014 19:26

What a pro.

micka13_123 7

Monday 6 October 2014 14:41

This is hilarious! I would have recorded him and sent it to world star haha

ostrichabortion 4

Saturday 28 May 2016 4:06

*don King voice* ONLY IN AMERICA

Trainn 19

Tuesday 13 September 2016 20:29

I don't think that customer will ever find that gum again.

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