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omgfmlhard - 11/05/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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lobotomized - 13/07/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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jakkal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:47

So after losing your wallet you waited until you were at the cashier to check if all your cash was still there??

vxjazz 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:43

Uh... do you mean you were carrying all that money in cash? If it was a card then it wouldn't matter, he couldn't use it...

Mnemo_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:53

FYL dude!

Trollipop_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 8:01

People who carry mountains of cash piss me off. I work in retail and I'm so sick of customers coming up to me and moaning that they lost $200 in the store and suddenly it's my fault they choose to carry a bunch of random bills under 10's to do their shopping.

Yyz 0

Friday 15 May 2009 14:54

Dude, you keep cash in your wallet? What are you, 12?

headbuster310 0

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headbuster310 0

Monday 18 May 2009 21:26

Ya this story is fake, who the **** gives over a wallet after emptying it out? And its not a bad thing to have that much in cash, some mom & pa stores dont charge sales tax if you pay in cash.

FMLwtfFML 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:44

Hope you start saving for another tv soon, they are cheap right now lol

iroquoiswho1033 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:53

Rule Number 1. Always, upon dropping your wallet... CHECK THAT SHIT SON. Check it. That's your fault. Sorry boss.

kayc_xo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:32

DAMNNNN. That fuckn sucks. fyl, 4real.

AngelicDreamer 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:54

OMG I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR YOU... FYL

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Monday 25 May 2009 2:29

That sucks! I also bought a Plasma 42'' inch HD Tv! IT costed 800$ for some reason. Next month I go through the aisle to check out some TV's out of boredom, the same TV now cost 1000 dollars. Luck maybe?