Love, Kids and Drunk: Should I stay or should I go? - FML

Should I stay or should I go?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2026 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend got drunk and said it was a shame that two handsome guys across the room were gay, because real men like that were perfect for marrying and having babies with. She has let me know many times she does not want to marry or have babies. Guess it’s just me she doesn’t want them with. FML

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Pmyers225 3

Sunday 26 July 2026 13:26

Cut the cord now dude... You're only hurting yourself by hanging on, if she says that whilst drunk she will eventually either cheat or breakup with you when she finds someone else

rpy13 12

Monday 27 July 2026 2:59

My dude, it’s over , cut your losses and MOVE ON!! what on earl is keeping you at this point???

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Pmyers225 3

Sunday 26 July 2026 13:26

Cut the cord now dude... You're only hurting yourself by hanging on, if she says that whilst drunk she will eventually either cheat or breakup with you when she finds someone else

rpy13 12

Monday 27 July 2026 2:59

My dude, it’s over , cut your losses and MOVE ON!! what on earl is keeping you at this point???

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